…. because I am necessary.
Who am I…?
I am a teller of stories, a weaver of dreams.
I can dance, sing, and in the right weather
I will stand on my head.
I know seven words of Latin: adamo, corpus, cruentus, declaro, mundus, nativitas and obligatus!
Also… Sleepy, Sneezy, Dopey, Doc, Happy, Grumpy and Bashful!!!
I have a little magic and a trick or two; cards are always nice, don’t you think?
I know the proper way to greet a dragon.
I can fight… dirty, but not fair.
I once swallowed thirty oysters in a minute.
A new personal best and standing record at McClarity’s Pub.
I am not domestic.
I am a luxury, and in that sense… necessary.